Not Financial Advice

In re: the token $NFA — a memorandum of absolutely nothing

FILED: July 12, 2026 PREPARED BY: Anonymous Doge, Esq. PAGES: 1 of 1 (we ran out of things to not say)

is this even legal?? lol

^ actually true

Article I. Purpose of This Document

1.1 This document exists to inform you, in the most elaborate way possible, that nothing here is financial advice.¹ The token $NFA has no utility, no roadmap, and no earnings call. Its sole product is honesty.

1.2 Whereas other tokens promise the moon, $NFA promises only this sentence, and hereby delivers it in full. Obligations satisfied.²

1.3 Any resemblance between $NFA and an investment is purely coincidental and, frankly, your imagination.³

Exhibit A. Contract Address

The party of the first part (you) may locate the token at the following address, entered into evidence:

Exhibit A-1 · Admitted

0x0bf98e282bad8195b691a3caa92e85a1ada578ff

ACQUIRE $NFA (NOT ADVICE) INSPECT THE EVIDENCE

Schedule B. Tokenomics, Sworn Under Oath

Item	Value	Judicial Commentary
Total Supply	1,000,000,000	one billion. we counted twice.
Buy / Sell Tax	0% / 0%	the only honest 0% in finance
Liquidity	LOCKED ∞	locked forever; the key is also not financial advice
Utility	NULL	objection sustained
Intrinsic Value	$0.00	stipulated by all parties

Article II. Forward-Looking Statements

2.1 Counsel has advised that we cannot legally make forward-looking statements. Accordingly, our entire roadmap has been redacted for your protection:

Q3 2026 — we do a meme · Q4 2026 — another meme, but bigger · Q1 2027 — we still cannot say the m-word · Q2 2027 — 🌕 (allegedly)

* hover over the redactions at your own risk. reading them is, of course, not financial advice.

Article III. Risk Disclosure (Abridged to Only 5 of 40,000 Risks)

You may lose everything you put in.⁴
You may develop the habit of saying "NFA" out loud in normal conversations. There is no cure.
Past performance of memes does not guarantee future memes.
The token may go up, down, sideways, or achieve states of motion not yet described by physics. None of these are our doing.
Reading this entire document constitutes the most due diligence performed by anyone in this market, ever. You are now overqualified.

Article IV. Frequently Deposed Questions

Q: Should I buy $NFA?
A: We are legally required to stare at you in silence.

Q: Wen moon?
A: Counsel objects to the word "wen" on grammatical grounds. Objection overruled. Answer redacted: soon™ (this is a joke, not a schedule)

Q: Is the dev team doxxed?
A: The dev team is a golden retriever wearing reading glasses. He is very serious about compliance.

Anonymous Doge, Esq.

Counsel for the Memes · Bar No. 404

Official Seal · Department of Not Advising You · Est. Never

Your signature (do not actually sign, this is a website)

1. Including this footnote. Especially this footnote.

2. Our legal team (a dog) has reviewed this claim and responded "borf," which we have entered into the record as concurrence.

3. If you are reading footnotes on a memecoin website, we admire your rigor and formally suggest you touch grass. The grass is also not financial advice.

4. "Everything you put in" is defined in Appendix J, which does not exist, consistent with the value proposition.

5. There is no footnote five. There isn't even a fifth reference to it in the text. This footnote is unsolicited — like all good advice, which this is not.

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